Funny shit!

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IT GOES IN HERE!

AND MY ABSOLUTE FAVOURITE!!!!

HAHAHA

sorry

Subject: Re: Funny shit! Sun Aug 22, 2010 12:24 pm

Subject: Re: Funny shit! Sun Aug 22, 2010 12:41 pm

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A neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. "How much?" he asks. "For you, no charge" the barman says. hahaha

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After a late night of partying, a guy invites his friends back to his new apartment.

While he is giving them a tour, one of his friends notices a huge gong and hammer near the wall.

"What's up with the gong?", he asks.

"Oh that's not a gong, it is a talking clock."

His friends voice skepticism, "Dude, that's not a talking clock, it's obviously a friggin' gong."

The guy replies, "No, I swear, you hit it with that hammer as hard as you can and it tells you the time. Go ahead, give it a try."

His friend shrugs his shoulders, grabs the hammer, rears back, and strikes it with a loud: "GOOOOOOOOOOONG!"

After a few seconds they hear a voice from the other side of the wall, "Hey asshole! IT'S THREE-THIRTY IN THE FUCKING MORNING!"

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Very Happy

:D:D

Subject: Re: Funny shit! Thu Sep 02, 2010 7:00 pm

hilarious

Subject: Re: Funny shit! Thu Sep 02, 2010 9:20 pm

One day Mohammed knocked at the gate of heaven, God opened it and looked at him

after a while he spoke to Jesus and said Why the heck didnt you ordered a Kebab!!!

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hahahaha nice one Very Happy

and the best one Very Happy

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2 pictures for riz

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lol! I like those Cyanide cartoons Very Happy

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Even by Japanese standards this is weird:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWBOWbAzfuM

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What the fuck? scratch

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A reassuring message for marc:

Subject: Re: Funny shit! Mon Sep 20, 2010 8:28 pm

i love you grep! Very Happy

:D:D

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if you are afraid of hights... GET OVER IT PUSSYS!!!
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1941259

Subject: Re: Funny shit! Tue Sep 21, 2010 6:33 pm

OMG SHIT :O thats scary lol

Subject: Re: Funny shit! Wed Sep 22, 2010 10:04 pm

grep wrote:: Even by Japanese standards this is weird:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWBOWbAzfuM

OMG, that gay Ninja got queefed

Subject: Re: Funny shit! Wed Sep 22, 2010 10:08 pm

http://www.nicht-lustig.de/comics/full/100920.jpg

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LOL